What do you call?

What do you call 

a tiny donkey with one leg 

and one eye makin' love while   

breaking wind wearing 

blue suede shoes 

and playing the piano ?

A dinkey 

plinkey plonkey 

honkey tonkey 

stinkey 

bonkey 

winkey 

wonkey  

donkey!!

Hi Donkey Molesters Everywhere

If you really molest rubber donkeys then this is NOT the blog for you. This is just a title I have always wanted to exist.

More later.