Thursday, 19 March 2009

What do you call?

What do you call 
a tiny donkey with one leg 
and one eye makin' love while   
breaking wind wearing 
blue suede shoes 
and playing the piano ?
A dinkey 
plinkey plonkey 
honkey tonkey 
stinkey 
bonkey 
winkey 
wonkey  
donkey!!

Hi Donkey Molesters Everywhere


If you really molest rubber donkeys then this is NOT the blog for you. This is just a title I have always wanted to exist.

More later.